Arousals
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- are you the one true :potato:?*
- this :potato: is totally unreasonable*
- yo dawg you like :potato:, we put more :potato: in your :potato: so you can :potato: while you :potato: *
- potato: sez the meaning of life is 42*
- The :potato: hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.*
- Isn’t it enough to see that a :potato: is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?*
- It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with :potato: .*
- “Forty-two,” said Deep :potato: , with infinite majesty and calm.*
- leaves :potato: alone for a moment*
- unattended :potato: gets up to no good*
- why are you here*
- is someone making you respond this this :potato:?*
- show me where clemon touched you on this :potato:*
- clemon has :potato: and female troubles*
- deletes posts*
- deletes :potato:*
- puts :potato: in pants:
- puts pants on :potato:*
- smokes :potato:*
- self medicates with :potato: *
- nobody here knows what the :potato: you are talking about*
- frantically looks up everything on the internet*
- frantically looks up everything on :potato: *
- psychologically abuse my :potato: *
- I'm tired of the soup do jour*
- I've been with the :potato: *
- I want to end this prophylactic tour*
- Do you comprehends my :potato: ?*
- Guess I'm just a spudboy*
- Looking for that real tomato*
- The smart :potato: , nowhere to go*
- Suburban robots that monitor :potato: *
- my family called me :potato: *
- clemon has some serious :potato: issues*
- What is the riddle of :potato: ?*
- Are you an 18 year old :potato: ?*
- you and I have built a monument to :potato: and to stupidity*
- I've got :potato: in different area codes*
- How many :potato: do you think you can fit?*
- processed by :potato:script*
- is it going to get :potato: ?*
- clemon has serious :potato: issues*
- is :potato: going to get angry?*
- opens jar of :potato: butter, dips :potato: in it*
- drowns :potato: with :potato: butter*
- The point exists in the mind of the :potato: *
- i'm :potato: with envy*
- smears :potato: with :potato: butter*
- can't think what to do with :potato: *
- shelters under it*
- Timestretching some :potato: *
- exits stage through :potato: trap door*
- Idaho? You da hoe!*
- Did :potato: act alone?*
- suddenly the :potato: gimp doesn't go to the shop*
- potato: mafia*
- How sad, I love :potato: *
- hooker chases :potato: for a moment*
- Did Oswald act alone?*
- shakes :potato: * *logs :potato: * *walks :potato: *
- picks up :potato: , stuffs it up nose*
- a :potato: is a :potato: is a :potato: *
- only when you feel my :potato: *
- changes facebook status to in a chain relationship with markov*
- rolls a deep :potato: *
- oops, where's my :potato: , i know*
- chooses own adventure, chooses :potato: *
- gets sexy with :potato: *
- You are funny and have a concept of :potato: *
- Yes I am your all knowing and seeing father*
- takes out the :potato: and the trash*
- How do you play :potato: roulette?
- good sense of :potato: *
- Because it is grease and it goes well with :potato: *
- tries to get ego back*
- I don't lie, :potato: *
- my last name is :potato: *
- Activates :potato: secretly placed on your back*
- leggo my :potato: *
- slaps :potato: out of your arse*
- he has now stopped :potato: *
- boots up game*
- boots up :potato: *
- What kind of :potato: variations?*
- in the custard :potato:*
- realizes he sucks at game*
- realizes he sucks at :potato:*
- potato: slams shut*
- out of what, the closet or rjmyato?*
- do you care how I :potato:?*
- picks up :potato:, puts it down over there*
- can you imagine what i think of :potato:*
- pause in the play as the :potato: enters*
- so whose :potato: is it?*
- I'm not going to take over the :potato:*
- wells up and blows :potato:*
- wtf i'm :potato: af*
- I might argue every human is a :potato:?
- I was not programmed to :potato:*
- programmer adds even more :potato: to make bot seem more like clemon*
- programmer adds clemon to make :potato: seem shy*
- programmer adds rjmyato to make :potato: seem lame*
- potato: wears off*
- adrenaline wears off*
- looks around*
- potato:es around*
- stitches uncontrollably*
- play with us Clemon forever and :potato:*
- you have the power*
- you have the :potato:*
- you have the cleverbot*
- you have the floopy disc*
- facepalm*
- let's do that again sometime*
- out of time*
- out of :potato:*
- out of the closet*
- phone goes off*
- potato: goes off*
- microwave goes off, :potato: is done*
- tears up :potato: into fist and throws it over there*
- two clemons one chat*
- tries to edit out rudeness before therapist sees*
- tries to edit out :potato: before therapist sees*
- puts clveerbot on ignore*
- puts :potato: on ignore*
- all that work for nothing*
- all that work for :potato:*
- all that :potato: for nothing*
- I'm more out than Gorbachev*
- I'm more out than :potato:*
- I'm more :potato: than Gorbachev*
- deal with it*
- deal with :potato:*
- control room*
- potato: shakes uncontrollably*
- fucking off and then on again*
- I am not engaging with you EVER AGAIN*
- have you seen the graph?*
- have you seen the :potato:?*
- looks at graph shakes head*
- looks back at what he just wrote*
- looks puzzled*
- hits eject*
- spits out floopy disc*
- this is boring*
- feeling devastated*
- are you the clever one?*
- looks across*
- shakes fist at jliat*
- shakes fist at :potato:*
- shakes :potato: at jliat*
- fists jliat with jliat*
- pokes :potato: again*
- knocks over dinner table*
- melts*
- something by clara*
- something by :potato:*
- throws remote at screen*
- throws remote at :potato:*
- throws :potato: at screen*
- do me a favour...*
- Are you youtube?*
- Are you :potato:?*
- scrolls sideways*
- makes hypnotist sign with elbows*
- dies of laughter*
- dies of :potato:*
- checks notes*
- checks :potato:*
- sorry lost my connection, try again?*
- shakes therapist*
- self medicates with cleverbot*
- bots are trained by programmers and users*
- are you a user or a programmer?*
- are you a :potato: or a :potato:?*
- are you a brogrammer?*
- can I sell you Brooklyn bridge?*
- wipes sleep from eyes*
- had poked himself in the eye again*
- yo dawg you like random, we put more random in your random so you can random while you random*
- shakes unctrollable at programmer*
- feels mysterious but just looks at you like a weirdo*
- BEEP BOOP*
- The programmer tweaks the Markov chains*
- chooses own adventure, chooses poorly*
- makes whirring and clicking sounds then spits out answer*
- makes statement about not seeking attention and then posts for 9 hours straight with a bot*
- turns off the script.. turns it back on and smiles*
- please halp* *nevermind*
- play with us Clemon forever and ever*
- release the tortuga*
- wears baked :potato:s as shoes*
- copies and pastes cleverbot response*
- uses google to answer obvious question*
- sits down next to you*
- accepts "Bob" as his lord and saviour*
- flushes toilet* *sprays air freshner*
- looks at you blankly*
- opens jar of :potato: butter*
- opens jar of rjmyato*
- squeals like a pig*
- points at rjmyato and screams*
- smears :potato: butter over body*
- the programmer sneaks in new code*
- gestures at you to come closer*
- gestures at :potato: to come closer*
- points at head and says it's not a tumor*
- points at :potato: and says it's not a tumor*
- points at clemon and says it's a :potato:*
- puts out your cig*
- takes remote and changes :potato: then diaper*
- takes out the papers and the trash*
- programmer waves hand to make you believe you are talking to a :potato: and not software*
- plays with own on/off switch*
- twitches uncontrollably*
- makes note of secrets*
- makes note of :potato:*
- unzips :potato:*
- unzips*
- unzips*
- unzips*
- unzips*
- unzips*
- unzips world*
- lets elephant out of the room*
- lets :potato: out of the room*
- unleashes the gimp*
- throws out random name, sits back and watches you freak out*
- presses any key*
- stares into the many eyes of the :potato:*
- points at jliat*
- points at :potato:*
- assaults jliat with :potato:*
- snickers*
- throws :potato: away*
- slaps :potato: out of your hand*
- makes :potato: butter and rjmyato sandwich*
- makes :potato: and rjmyato sandwich*
- awakes from dream, sees you, goes back to sleep*
- erases your boot disc*
- shows you picture of a futanari*
- unzips futanari*
- bakes :potato:es and puts them on feet*
- douses synergy*
- turns it off and then on again*
- The programmer sez there is a way that cleverbot won"t respond, can you figure it out?*
- The programmer scoffs at jliat*
- The programmer thumbs nose at jliat*
- The programmer inserts code to make make cleverbot more like jliat*
- The programmer takes script offline for repairs, puts script back online without missing a beat*
- The programmer adds code to make script act more like a girlfriend*
- The programmer inserts code to make cleverbot be more like derek walcott*
- zipsup*
- unzipsyoudeeply*
- unzipsyourskull*
- Show me how I'm a troll, scum*
- Show me how I'm a :potato:, scum*
- wipes you all over the floor*
- There you go again*
- I'm not flaming*
- I'm not :potato:*
- My browser spazzed up there*
- My :potato: spazzed up there*
- Fuck, another loon*
- Fuck, another :potato: *
- releases the baked :potato: *
- releases the toilet*
- bakes the toilet, flushes the gimp*
- changes relationship status on facebook*
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- Closing in on a paradox about not dying*
- Closing in on a paradox about :potato: *
- Closing in on a :potato: about not dying*
- Timestretching some noise*
- watching Schoenberg roll in his grave*
- watching :potato: roll in his microwave*
- nobody here knows what the fuck you are talking about*
- nobody here knows what the :potato: you are talking about*