Pavlov's Dog's Dinner

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Contact Us

sendintheidiots@zoho.com
Our Gab.AI account
STOP THE PRESS (14/02/19): Apparently there are some racist folk on Gab.AI which according to some on the political left makes me a racist by proxy. I'm not, I just like the platform.
We're not on Facebook or Twitter and never will be.

Biography

Previously known as The Happiness Patrol and Send In Thee Idiots while still sometimes known as Send In The Idiots, Pavlov's Dog's Dinner are an experimental "music" project from the High Peak area of the county of Derbyshire in the United Kingdom who sporadically indulge in noise music, drone, experimental toss and other intermittent waffle.

Demos and collaborations wanted. Get in touch via our email sendintheidiots@zoho.com

Or simply feel free to take whatever tracks you like and compile your own release. And send us a copy. Or not.

Quotes

"In a world so badly made, as ours is, there is only one road - Rebellion." Luis Bunuel

"The urge to destroy is also a creative urge." Pablo Picasso

"Talking about things that are understandable only weighs down the mind and falsifies the memory, but the absurd exercises the mind and makes the memory work.” Alfred Jarry

"The only good fnord is a dead fnord." Dr. Ignotum Per Ignotius

"We have a world of pleasure to win, and nothing to lose but boredom." Raoul Vaneigem

"We guarantee disappointment." Throbbing Gristle

Manifesto 1.7 (after Stewart Home)

01. We embrace contradiction and inconsistency. Our point is to be pointless. We guarantee disappointment.

02. We/you are China Pig, Pavlov's Dog's Dinner, Send In The Idiots, Stalag Altman, (Inaudible) Pervert, White Van Man, Machine Bem Toothache Alligator. Names are arbitrary. Use them as they are yours.

03. We make no claims of artistic merit. As such we have absolute artistic freedom. We exist only to combat originality.

04. We reject the notion of copyright. Take whatever you want as it is yours.

Discography (Including Previous Happiness Patrol and Send In Thee Idiots Projects)

All our music is copyright free. Feel free to compile, re-mix and distribute your own releases as you see fit.

Catalogue numbers 01 THP MC / CDR2 / DL, 02 THP DL and 05 THP MDC / DL are unofficial as these items were released on other labels.

Coming Soon
2019 PDD xx CDR / DL - Send In The Idiots "Like a Diffraction Grating" (CD-R and Download)

New Mini CD-R Re-issues: Coming Soon
2019 PDD xx 3CDR (Inaudible) Pervert "2 EPs" (3" CD-R)
2019 PDD xx 3CDR Send In The Idiots "A Scrapbook of Crap" (3" CD-R)
2019 PDD xx 3CDR Duck Halt / Send In The Idiots "Protest Songs Are Boring" (3" CD-R)
2019 PDD xx 3CDR Send In The Idiots "Everyone You See Will Be Righteous" (3" CD-R)
2019 PDD xx 3CDR China Pig Pro / Send In The Idiots "Life Unfolds Wherever You Are" (3" CD-R)
2019 PDD xx 3CDR Send In The Idiots "A Fine Collection of London Hats" (3" CD-R)
2019 PDD xx 3CDR Send In The Idiots "RaQeT" (3" CD-r)
2019 PDD xx 3CDR Send In The Idiots "At the BBC" (3" CD-R)
2019 PDD xx 3CDR China Pig "Shut Up Gramatic Oil!" (3" CD-R)
2019 PDD xx 3CDR China Pig "Let Them Eat Pork" (3" CD-R)
2019 PDD xx 3CDR Send In The Idiots "Mmm... Naked Librarian" (3" CD-R)

2018
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2018 PDD 11 DL - (Inaudible) Pervert "...Re-mix Fun Left-wing Radicals" (Download from Archive.org and Bandcamp)
2018 PDD 10 CDR / MC / DL - Send In The Idiots "Let's Sing Of The Unspeakable Together" (CD-R, limited edition Cassette, Download from Archive.org or abridged Download from Bandcamp)
2018 PDD 09 DL - various artists "1.0 Outside" c/w (Inaudible) Pervert "Maureen Lipman Made Me Gay" (Download from Archive.org)
2018 PDD 08 CDR - ? "He'd Rather Be..." (limited edition CD-R)
2018 PDD 07 MC / DL - Send In The Idiots "600 Edgy 12 Year Olds Call Jim Henson Gay" (limited edition Cassette or Download from Archive.org)
2018 PDD 06 CDR - various artists "1.0 Outside +1" (CD-R) CANCELLED
2018 PDD 05 RMC - Send In The Idiots "s.t." (Recycled Cassette deleted)
2018 PDD 04 MCDR - Send In The Idiots "Sometimes the Law Protects You Sometimes" (limited edition 3" CD-R)
2018 PDD 03 CDR / DL - Send In The Idiots "A Scrapbook of Crap" (CD-R or Download from Archive.org)
2018 PDD 02 CDR / DL - The Happiness Patrol "(Almost) Everything But Jesus" (CD-R or Download from Bandcamp)
2018 PDD 01 CDR - China Pig "2014" (CD-R)

2017
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2017 PDD 07 DL - Stalag Altman "s.t." (Download from Bandcamp)
2017 PDD 06 DL - Send In The Idiots "A Scrapbook of Crap (Shorter Download Version)" (Download from Bandcamp)
2017 PDD 05 CDR-LE / CDR-SE - Send In The Idiots "Generic Christian Music: The Complete Phase One (September 2014 - April 2016)" (limited edition 2x CD-R of 5 copies or 2x CD-R)
2017 PDD 05 BCCD - China Pig "Lay Bombs, Not Flowers (a Reaction to the 22/05/17 Manchester Arena Terrorist Attack)" (limited edition Business Card CD-R - mispressed, deleted and destroyed)
2017 PDD 04 DL - "7x3-6+6 (3 Passes)" (Free Download from Bandcamp)
2017 PDD 03 DL - Send In The Idiots "August 2015 - April 2016" (Download from Bandcamp)
2017 PDD 02 DL - Send In The Idiots "September 2014 - July 2015" (Download from Bandcamp or Archive.org)
2017 PDD 01 DL - China Pig "2014" (Free Download from Bandcamp)
2017 SITI 07 DL - "7x3-6+6 (3 Passes)" (Download deleted)
2017 SITI 04 DL - (Inaudible) Pervert "Maureen Lipman Made Me Gay" (Download EP from Archive.org)

2016
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2016 SITI ARC 03 CDR / DL - Send In The Idiots "August 2015 - April 2016" (CD-R, Download deleted)
2016 SITI ARC 02 CDR / DL - Send In The Idiots "September 2014 - July 2015" (CD-R, Download deleted)
2016 SITI ARC 01 DL - China Pig "2014" (Download deleted))
2016 THP 05 DL - District Convention Dogshit Overseer "Jesus Was a Cuck" (Download from Bloody Spoons Netlabel)
22 THP DL - Duck Halt / Send In The Idiots / the Happiness Patrol "Protest Songs Are Boring" (Download from Bloody Spoons Netlabel)
21 THP DL - various artists Our Kingdom Ministry (A Happiness Patrol Sampler) (Download from Bloody Spoons Netlabel)
20 THP 3CDR - The Happiness Patrol "Curing Mental Spasticity (Expanded)" (Limited edition 3" CD-R deleted)
19 THP DL - Send In The Idiots "Everyone You See Will Be Righteous" (Download from Archive.org or Bandcamp)

2015
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18 THP DL - China Pig Pro / Send In The Idiots "Life Unfolds Where Ever You Are" (Download from Archive.org or Bandcamp])
17 THP DL - The Happiness Patrol "...after Hymnen (Expanded)" (Download from Archive.org)
16 THP 3CDR - The Happiness Patrol "...after Hymnen" (Limited edition 3" CD-R deleted)
15 THP 3CDR - Send In The Idiots "#1" (Limited edition 3" CD-R deleted - New tracks available for download from Soundcloud (1) and Soundcloud (2))
14 THP DL - District Convention Dogshit Overseer "1: The Still Shite, Pointless and Ignorable Expanded Edition" (Download from Bandcamp)
13 THP DL - Send In The Idiots "A Fine Collection of London Hats" (Download from Bandcamp or Archive.org)
12 THP DL - Send In The Idiots "RaQet" (Download from Bandcamp or Archive.org)
11 THP DL - Send In The Idiots "At the BBC" (Download from Bandcamp or Archive'org)
(Unofficial) - Foltergeist / China Pig / Torture Border / Nothoise ‎"Dominate Of Noise Part II" (CD-R from Shit Trash DIY [1])

2014
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10 THP DL - District Convention Dogshit Overseer "1" (Download from Archive.org)
09 THP DL - China Pig "Shut Up Grammatic Oil!" (Download from Bandcamp or Archive.org)
08 THP DL - China Pig "Let Them Eat Pork" (Download from Bandcamp or Archive.org)
07 THP DL - The Happiness Patrol "Curing Mental Spasticity" (Download from Bamdcamp or Archive.org)
06 THP DL - Send In The Idiots "Mmm Naked Librarian" (Download from Bandcamp or Archive.org)

2013
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05 THP MDC / DL - The Happiness Patrol "Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Jesus But Were Afraid To Ask" (Limited edition Micro Cassette of 1 copy, or download, Hal Tapes Museum of Microcassette Art [2], USA)
04 THP MC / DL - various artists "1.0 Outside" c/w The Happiness Patrol "Messing With Bob's O.C.D." (Cassette or Download from Bandcamp or Archive.org)

2012
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03 THP DL - Kenny Loggins At Live Aid "2 Blind Improvisations for Five String Electric Guitar" (Download from Soundcloud or Archive.org)
02 THP DL - various artists "In Tongues" (features a track by The Happiness Patrol Grooving With A Pict - Download, Waxen Wings [3], UK)
01 THP MC / CDR2 / DL - various artists "Connection Cassette Vol.6" (features a track by The Happiness Patrol - Cassette, 2x CD-R or $1 download, Hal Tapes [4], USA)

Members

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Gear

Yamaha PSR-73 Synthesizer
Korg Monotron Duo Analogue Synthesizer
Gear4Music Electric Guitar
Encore 10 Watt Practise Amplifier
Ibanez Soundtruck Powerlead Distortion Pedal
Circuit Bent Sanyo TRC-525M Dictaphone used as Feedback Generator and/or Microphone
Generic Dirt Cheap Vocal Microphones
Fostex X-12 4-Track Cassette Recorder
USB Cassette Deck
PC running Adobe Audition and Audacity

Links

Our New Blog
Our Bandcamp
Our Archive.org - a work in progress
Our Discogs