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Does Robert De Niro know that it’s okay to turn down roles? What’s does it hurt like hell to hit your funny bone? Why is Broadway so confined? Do Asians ever say to hell with it and grab a fork? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? What do people in China call their good plates? What disease did cured ham actually have? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs! How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump? If it’s friendly fire, shouldn’t they use blanks? If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Shouldn’t the opposite of shut up be shut down? Why are Softballs hard? 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When you perform a head count, do Siamese twins count as one or two? If a job is canceled, do hit men get a kill fee? How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated? If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? Why is the word for “a fear of long words,” hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long? Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year? What’s the colour of your toothbrush? If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter? If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice? Are you left or right eyed? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? What cd is in your cd-player right now? Why aren’t blue berries blue? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Where is the lead in a lead pencil? Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes nor nuts? Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one? When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting? How come there’s a greeting card section for new babies? Do they come some other way? Why don’t black guys get white tattoos? Instead of candy, wouldn’t it be easier to take, say, cabbage from a baby? Do the people who say “God darn it” really think God darns? Where’s the egg in an egg roll? "It“s showtime!" "Alright everyone, chill." "Allow me to break the ice." "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle." Bystander: "HEY! What the hell did you do to him, man?!" Arnold: "I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy." "Dillon! you sonofabitch." "Now listen to me very carefully." Arnold (pre-recorded): "You, are not you. You“re me." Arnold: "No shit." Terrorist: "If you want your kid back, you“re gonna have to cooperate. Right?" Arnold: "Wrong." *shot to the head* "I“m going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately." Arnold: "Now I“m gonna untie you, and then you“re gonna get dressed, and then you“re gonna come with me." Amber: "Oh yeah? But why should I?" Arnold: "Because I“m gonna say “please“..." *lifts bed she“s tied to towards 8th story window* Killian: "You bastard. Drop dead!" Arnold: "I don“t do requests." Killian: "Do you know who I am?" Arnold: "I“ve seen you before. You“re the asshole on TV." Tony: "You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here, Hauser." Arnold: "Heh, look who“s talking." "Ha! Crom laughs at your Four Winds." Arnold: "You“re a funny guy, Sully, I like you." Sully: *smiles* Arnold: "That“s why I“m going to kill you last." "C“mon, don“t bullshit me." "You set us up! It“s all bullshit! All of it!!" John Connor: "Jesus, You were gonna kill that guy!" Arnold: "Of course. I“m a terminator." Jehnna: "I suppose nothing hurts you." Arnold: "Only pain." Clerk: "Hey! Are you gonna pay for that??" Arnold: "Talk to the hand."

• shirtless, wielding knife* "Come on Bennett. Let“s party."

Guard: "Give us the girl or we“ll take her." Arnold: "Enough talk!" *throws knife into guard“s chest* "Into the boat!" "Into the tunnel!" "GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAAAAA" Lori: "Sweetheart.. we“re married!" Arnold: "Consider that a divorce." "Hello, cutie pie! One of us is in deeeep trouble." "I“m pregnant." Kid: "It might be a tumor?" Arnold: "It“s not a tumor! It“s not a tumor, at all."

• grabs man by the collar* "STOP... CHEERING ME UP"

"No problemo."

• punch* "That“s for sleeping with my wife. In a damn minivan."

"Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!" "Who the hell are you??" "My name is John Kimble..." *cocks shotgun* "And I love my car." Dude: "You“re shittin“ me!" Arnold: "I am not shitting on you." "Hey, you want to be a farmer? Here“s a couple of acres." *kicks guy across the street*

• knocks guys out into urinal, flushes* "Here, cool off."
• impales guy to wall* "Stick around."

"Give you a lift?" *lifts up, throws guy off building*

• kicks down door* "Knock knock."

"Comó estás?" *stabs soldier* "You“re fired." *shoots missile into helicopter*

• shoots alligator in face* "You“re luggage."

"You“re a stupid."

• ice cream truck explodes* "Iced that guy... to cone a phrase."
• car crashes into cola billboard* "Well that hit the spot."

"To be... or not to be?" *lights cigar as building explodes* "Not to be." "The ice man cometh!" "Hey, lighthead! Hey, christmas tree!" Buzzsaw: "I love this saw. This saw“s part of me. And I“M GONNA MAKE IT PART OF YOU!" Arnold: "That“s alright, keep it!" Amber: "I“m warning you, I get sick. Air sick, car sick. I“m gonna throw up all over you." Arnold: "Go ahead. Won“t show on this shirt."

• after cutting Buzzsaw in half* Amber: "What happened to Buzzsaw??" Arnold: "Ahh, he had to split."

"Doesn“t anyone stay dead anymore?" "Let“s... kick some ice." "This is war." Jehnna: "Conan, what is best in life?" Arnold: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women." "If it bleeds... we can kill it." "Now this is the plan: get your ass to Mars."

• shoots a guy while diving into cover* Lee: "You“re late." Arnold: "Traffic."

Doorman: "Your invitation, please?" Arnold: "Sure. Here“s my invitation." *detonates charge, destroying building* "What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age!" "Crom!" "Frosty?" "Mac! MAAAAAAAC!" "The riddle... of steel!" Protester: "God doesn“t want you to go in there. Don“t go in there, man!" Arnold: "Well then god shouldn“t have killed my dog." Doctor: "She“s dead." Arnold: "You LIIIIIEEEE!!" Arnold: "I“m not a pervert! I“m just looking for a Turbo Man doll!!" Santa: "You want a Turbo Man for Christmas?" Arnold: "Forget it. I“m not going to sit on your lap." "Bring the toy back, bring the toy back to the carpet, bring it back to the carpet!!" "Take your toy back to the carpet. TAKE IT BACK!!" "For the first time in my life, I“m... PISSED OFF!!"

• choking scientist* "My name... is not Quaid!"

Vincent: "Stop it." Arnold: "No, I won“t stop it, I want my baby!" Vincent: "Money talks and bullshit walks!" Arnold: "How can bullshit walk?" Arnold: "I don“t know what the problem is, but I“m sure it can be solved without resorting to violence." "But I“m ALL woman." "Feel how soft my skin is!" "Ok, but make it quick. My horse is getting tired." "I need a vacation."

• hitting helicopter controls* "Come on you piece of shit... fly or DIE!"

"We are going to play a wonderful game called who is your daddy, and what does he do?" "I“m a cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal endoskeleton." "Come with me if you want to live." "Danger is my trade." "I“m the famous comedian, Arnold Brawnschwaigger!" "Now remember, I could break your neck like a chicken“s." "SHUUUT UUUPPP!" "SHUT AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHPPPPPP!!!!"

• pulls out gun* "Shut up."
• wife throws a full cake at him* "You should not drink and bake."
• staring down a predator* "What the HELL are you?"

"YOU BLEW MY COVER!!" "Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer!" "FREEZE IN HELL BATMAAAAAN!" "You killed my father. Big mistake." "You“ve just been erased." *truck ploughs into guys car, blowing it up* "You are TERMINATED!" "See you at the party, Richter!" *gleefully throws two limbs down an elevator shaft* "Freeze well!"

• kills guy on airplane, places blanket and hat over face* "Excuse me- don“t disturb my friend. He“s dead tired."
• loads bullets into gun in gun store* Clerk: "Hey, you can“t do that!" Arnold: "Wrong." *shoots guy in face*

"When the governor gets here, call me." Cooke: "This green beret“s gonna kick yo big ass." Arnold: "I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now... I“m VERY HUNGRY." "You“ve seen those movies where they say “make my day“ or “I“m your worst nightmare“? Well listen to this one... rubber baby buggy bumpers." "Ha hahaha ha ha! You think this is the real Quaid?" *cops turn around, thinking it“s a hologram* "It is." *shoots cops with machine gun* "You“re not sending ME to the cooler..." "I have my orders." Mall Cop: "DROP THE GUN! Yeah, that“s right drop the gun!" Arnold: "Hey, I“m a police officer. This is an arrest." Mall Cop: "Freeze!" Arnold: "I“m a cop you eediot! I“m Detective John Kimble, this man is under arrest." Sacha: "Where“s your evidence?" *pushes Sacha to the ground, opens his prosthetic leg, pours cocaine out* Arnold: "Cocainum." Partier: "So who are you man?" *cocks shotgun, shoots table* Arnold: "I“m the party pooper."

• holding Sully over edge of roof* Arnold: "Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last?" Sully: "Th-that“s right Matrix, you did!" Arnold: "I lied."

"No sequel for you." *shoots explosives* "I“ll be back." "I“ll... be back." "I“ll be back." "I“ll be back." "I“ll be BACK." "I“ll be back." "I“m back." "BWA HAHAHAHAHA!" "Ahahahaha!" "Get down." "Get down!" "Get down!" "Get down!" "Get DOWN!!!" "Get down!!" "Get down, or I“ll put you down." "Get out." "Get out." "Get out." "Get down." "Hasta la vista. Baby."

• impales guy onto steam chamber with pipe* "Let off some steam, Bennett."

"Here is Subzero. Now... Plain Zero." General: "Leave anything for us?" Arnold: "Just bodies." "Come on, Cohaagen! You got what you want. Give those people air!!" "What about the guy you lobotomized? Did he get a refund?" Benny: "Hey man, I got five kids to feed!" *hands him a wad of cash* Arnold: "Take them to the dentist." "Relax. You“ll live longer." "Do it. DO IT! Come on, kill me, I“m here! COME ON, DO IT NOW, KILL MEEEE!!" "WOOOAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" "ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGH" "GAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!" "WWWAAAAAGGHHHHH" "AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH" "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" "GAAAAAAAHHHHHH" "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" "GWWWOOOHHHHHH" "YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH" Ted: "Mmmm! Oh, these cookies!" Arnold: "Put the cookie down. NOW!!" "Cookies? Who told you you could eat my cookies?" "SCREW YOOOOUUU" *drills hole into Benny* "You cold blooded bastard... I“ll tell you what I think of it. I live to see you eat that contract. But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I“m going to ram it into your stomach, and break your god damn spine!!!" "Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house please? It“s a beautiful day and we“re out killing drug dealers." Kid: "Hey mister, watch your talk!" Arnold: "I can hear my talk, I cannot watch it." "This is all a lie. I was framed. I am completely innocent!" "Hercules doesn“t need any money." Kid: "Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina." Arnold: "Thanks for the tip." "Hercules goes where he wishes." "I“m afraid that my position has left me... cold to your pleas of mercy." "If I“m not me, who the hell am I?" "You have no respect for logic. And I have no respect for those with no respect for logic." "Adam... and Evil." "Your confusion is not rational. She is a healthy female of breeding age." "What the hell is going on here? There“s someone in my house, eating my birthday cake, and it“s not me." "I saved a life today, what the hell did you do?" "You took my father“s sword!" "Knives. And stabbing weapons." "What“s the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?" "I remember days like this, when my father took me to the forest and we ate wild blueberries." "If revenge is a dish best served cold... then put on your Sunday“s finest, it“s time to feast!" "When I said you should screw yourself... I didn“t mean for you to take it literally." John: "You“ve gotta promise me, you“re not gonna kill anyone.... right?" Arnold: "Right." *after shooting a guy in both shins* Arnold: "He“ll live." "Try to stay dead this time." "You have striked Hercules." "It“s just a doll... it“s just a stupid little plastic doll." "Kill the heroes! Yes, kill them, kill them, yes!" "You picked the wrong day." *punches reindeer in the face* "Fine chariot, but where are ze horses?" "It“s turbo time." "NOOOO! Please, anything but my statue of me!" "Gee, did you make a movie mistake? You forgot to reload the damn gun!" John: "Is it dead?" Arnold: "Terminated."

• grabs box with cat in it* "Ok, enough philosophy. I“ve got to get going."

Kirby: "Until next time." Arnold: "No chance."